it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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