Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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