There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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