me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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