Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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