ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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