Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
