Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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