Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
wow bdsm is so cute
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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