No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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