love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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