totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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