Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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