i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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