dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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