I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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