You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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