I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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