Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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