College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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