is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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