The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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