He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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