she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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