my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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