Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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