my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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