Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she smelled like a LAN party
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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