I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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