so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish I only lived at night.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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