Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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