Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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