My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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