I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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