I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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