I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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