Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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