That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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