I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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