apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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