we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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