Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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