stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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