when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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