We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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