I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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