weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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