you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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