Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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