dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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