Old men and throwing up are my life now.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He passed out mid-signature
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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