hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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