Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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