Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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