He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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