She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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