I seem to have left my pride at pride
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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