You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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